Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

I'm sn otter

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

i like men but im not gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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