- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your mother just died.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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