What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Your mother just died.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Anti Joke

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