Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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