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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

okay so theres this guy.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Justin Bieber

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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