What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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