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Knock knock. ... ... after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

kennah campion when she talks

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White