Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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BIG MAC'S

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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