- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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