When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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