Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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