- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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