- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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