- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim