Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

copy me and i will kill you

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +17

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

thumb_up thumb_down +17

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

thumb_up thumb_down +17

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Banana Hamock.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

thumb_up thumb_down +17

So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops