- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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