- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

kennah campion when she talks

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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