- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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