- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

a black man did not eat chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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