- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I have a horse.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.