What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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