- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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