Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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I asked her where you were.

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Rush Limbaugh

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mikey is cute

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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