- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Guess what? AIDS!

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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