- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

My Boyfriend

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

u know whats a crime? rape

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??