- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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