- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A women left the kitchen.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Knock knock Fuck off!

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