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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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