What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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