Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is the best joke ever? 1D

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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