Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Julian Ha.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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