What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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