- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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