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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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