- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Your Mom The End.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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