- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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