- Anti Joke

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello