- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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