Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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