- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Whats green? The color green.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the difference?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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