How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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