- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

world society

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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