- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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