Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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