- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A child walks into a classroom.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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