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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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