- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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