How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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