- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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