- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

2 + 2 = 4

run farther?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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