- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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