- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Whats worse than a joke? This

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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