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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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