- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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