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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

your no better than a cockroach

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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