- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

run farther?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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