What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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butt sex

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Jews

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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How come grilled cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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