- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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