Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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