- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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