- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"