a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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