- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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