- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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