- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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