- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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