Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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hi dave

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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