- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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