- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Santa isn't real

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