- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.