- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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