- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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