- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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