- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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