whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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