- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

a black guy hates chicken.

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