- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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