- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

my wife out of the kitchen

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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