- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there