- Anti Joke

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Connor is homosexuaI

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.