Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Who is it?

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Your mam is so fat.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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