- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

So these two girls have a cup .

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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