- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

how do you call someone? use a phone

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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