what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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