- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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