- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

kennah campion when she talks

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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