- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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