Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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