Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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