- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Caolan and Eamon

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??