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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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