my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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