- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

I C U P White stuff

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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