A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Women's rights

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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