- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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