Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

identical jokes get different votes.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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