What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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