- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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