What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

here's a joke... the american education society

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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