- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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