- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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