- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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