What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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HELLO EVERYONE

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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