Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Sloths

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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