- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Boner

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

that wall over there ->

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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