- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

If youre African, why are you white?

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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