So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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I C U P White stuff

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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