Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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