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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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