- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Suck pussy

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

... Chan chan

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

women's rights.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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